Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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