just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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