I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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