where am i from again
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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