physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i out mim tonsoeep
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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