i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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