dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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