Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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