you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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