I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I had to cum in my sink.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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