didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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