There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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