Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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