wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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