So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize