Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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