New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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