Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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