Its about making memories worth repressing
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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