Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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