At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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