Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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