do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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