Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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