Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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