Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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