real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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