I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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