He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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