At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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