She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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