Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
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you win
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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