sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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