Sponge bath it is.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
