Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Farmville is her only friend.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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