i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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