....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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