that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I have aggressive nipples.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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