I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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