you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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