If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
