I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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