I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You coming home soon, man?
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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