I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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