you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He shit in the fireplace
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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