Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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