there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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