lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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