alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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