So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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