i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
