if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish you could order shots online.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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