Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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