Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
