I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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