Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize