**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just high enough for therapy.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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