no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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